Game Walkthroughs

Welcome  baaaaaaaaaaack!!!! Now that you're done with the three minor dungeons - the big face tree, the cave thing, and the fish stomach - you can get the Ocarina of Time and, well, yeah. But before we do - okay, I really don't want to beat around the bush anymore, and I want to go ahead in time already, so if you wanna know what that optional thing is, go here:  https://www.zeldadungeon.net/ocarina-of-time-walkthrough/timely-appearance/#c6_2 Okey doke, that's the website I recommend (and download pictures from, and check to remember how to play, and look at whenever I'm stuck in any Zelda game), so let's get started by walking towards Hyrule castle - which gets all dark and stormy when you approach it - and watch the cutscene: Zelda rides out on a horse. And there's Impa. And oh! There's Ganondorf. He follows them, then stops, stares literally straight at them and watches them go, then says to you, "Where did they go?" Stupid, foolish...

Okay, okay, before we go into the dun-dun-dunnnnnnnnn Forest Temple, there's a small sidequest to tackle: The Happy Mask Sidequest. Basically, you must collect masks one by one and sell them. And here's how! So, when the guard first opened the gate to Death Mountain for you, he mentioned a 'fox mask'... hmmm... Turns out the Happy Mask Shop in Castle Town is now open for business! You can now backtrack your heroic butt allllllll the way back to Castle Town and talk to the creepy-eyed, red-haired man ( demon ) thingy wait did I say something? Okaaaay. He mentions his quest. Check out the Keaton mask (looks like a Pikachu/fox hybrid. Hard to miss. Plus, it's, like, the only one there.) So with the Pik - uh, I mean Keaton - mask, go back to Kakariko village and go to where the dude guards Death Mountain (like, totally like, mentioned above, man). Put on the mask and talk to him. Here's your conversation in a nutshell: Guard: "Oooooooh! I know that thin...

Now that you've entered that door, it's time for possibly the trickiest boss in the history of Zelda! Or in Ocarina of Time. Or in possibly just my ten years on this planet. Once you attempt to defeat him, you choose. He is the first boss with phases so far. His first one is called.... Phase 1. Dun-dun-duuuuun! Tentacles. I realize that made no sense. It's Phase 1: Tentacles. Dun dun duuuun! There are some tentacles sticking out of Barinade which attach him to the ceiling. (Creepy fact about Barinade number 1: He is an anenome. He has no face.) Target the tentacles one by one, circle around them, and detach each tentacle.  With the Boomerang (what else?). So, after that he has phase .... you guessed it. Two. So, you detached the ... um .... things. Tentacle things. So now he's a bit vulnerable. But, uh, I guess ... polish your boomerang? Sharpen your boomerang ? ... Whatever. Just... get your boomerang ready, because now he lets th...